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Posts Tagged "dream"

The Paperweight

I had this weird dream yesterday morning… I bought this magical paperweight. When you hold it, it will show your personal details like name, strength meter, height, weight, current job, status, and many others. And surprisingly, it was telling me that I’m “TAKEN” but I’m currently single. I finally woke up. I tried to analyze […]